French Fry Funnies

From all the way in the 3rd row of the van, Brayden calls out,

"Hey Mom, look!" I glance back to see french fries stuck up each nostril.
"Nasty, Bray don't do that!"

a minute later,

"Hey Mom, look!" I glance back to see Brayden "smoking a cigarette" with a french fry.
"Nasty, Bray don't do that!"

a few minutes later,

"Hey Mom, look!" (what now?) I look back to see Brayden holding a small fry and a big fry up together in the center. "It's the Verizon sign!"

Funny Kid!
From our Mommy